(Almost) Wordless Wednesday January 22, 2014Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Fun stuff.
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Why spell check sometimes isn’t enough January 3, 2014Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Fun stuff, TGIF.
Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar
Eye halve a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it’s weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker’s Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we’re lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault’s with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word’s fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw’s are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.
Hope you enjoyed the holidays January 2, 2014Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Random musings.
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I want to apologize for missing (Almost) Wordless Wednesday yesterday. I forgot to feed the queue. A Christmas Story was filmed in Cleveland, and the leg lamp is its timeless symbol. So in honor of the holidays I wish you a wonderful and prosperous new year from downtown Cleveland, Ohio. Hopefully you had a gentle slide into the New Year and are ready to get back to work. Our clients wait for no man or woman. I am already slammed, but was also snowed in today and will most likely be snowed in tomorrow as well. The plows are having a tough time keeping up with the snow and wind. Arctic cold is predicted for early next week. Ah, the joys of Cleveland in January.