I’ve got a rule for that: The ProZ song June 26, 2008
Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Business practices, Fun stuff, Random musings.3 comments
This was a huge hit in the translation industry about a year ago. For those who haven’t heard it or would like to hear it again (it never gets old), I give you Rules, Rules, Rules by The Dangling Participles.
I have my own issues with ProZ, but certainly don’t look down on those who actually pay to be on ProZ. I have my resume posted there as well, but I certainly don’t pay for that “privilege.” I despise the idea of “bidding” for a job.
The KudoZ boards have helped me out numerous times when I was searching for a term in Google, and I’ve heard good things about the Blue Board. I also like the new availability calendar feature that full/paying members can post on their ProZ page. However…
My biggest complaint with ProZ is that they fail to patrol their members’ claims. Henry and I crossed swords several years ago when I alerted the ATA chapters that 35 people had erroneously (or perhaps purposely) declared themselves members of NOTA. Henry was not willing to work with us, and as a result MICATA asked to be removed from the list of organizations and the NOTA Executive Committee decided to opt out of their database. We are listed, but no one can select us as a Membership option. And don’t get me started on the million-words jobs for $0.01 a word I’ve been offered in the past…
Favorite tools: WeatherBug June 26, 2008
Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Fun stuff, Random musings, Tools.2 comments
One of my favorite non-translation tools is WeatherBug. It’s a tiny, free (ad-based) tool that resides in the tray of your computer and monitors your weather using the tracking station nearest you from among its 8000 tracking stations. When you first set it up you have to enter your zip code. It features live local weather conditions, forecasts, and life saving, severe weather alerts. WeatherBug’s application has also come pre-installed on HP and Compaq computers and Logitech peripherals, but you can also download it onto your computer for free using the above link. It can also be used on mobile phones. To date, WeatherBug has registered over 65 million users for the free WeatherBug product and has become one of the largest news and information sites on the Internet.
I like WeatherBug for two reasons: first of all, because it tells me how hot or cold it is without my having to look through an iced-over window at the thermometer outside and secondly (and most importantly) because it alerts me when a severe storm is coming. This way I can power the computer down if it is going to be a bad storm with lots of lightning (I’ve already experienced one fried modem due to a direct hit from a lightning storm and don’t want to jeopardize my computer, which is the lifeblood of my profession). But I suppose it could also be invaluable if there were a tornado alert and I wasn’t able to hear the siren a block away. Luckily I haven’t experienced that yet.
Usually, the WeatherBug features shows the temperature and looks like this: 
. When an alert is issued, the temperature turns into a bug that looks like this:
and starts chattering like a cicada. By double-clicking on the alert I can read the alert and decide what to do. In this case, there is a severe thunderstorm warning for my area until 5 PM. In fact, I just heard the first clap of thunder…
Etymologic: the toughest word game on the Web June 26, 2008
Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Fun stuff, Random musings.1 comment so far
Glenn at yndigo wrote an interesting post on blogging tonight and mentioned StumbleUpon, “which not only lets you collect sites you like but allows you to, ahem, stumble upon others you might never have discovered.” As a former Internet researcher I was immediately intrigued. I installed the plug-in and “stumbled upon” this little gem that I wanted to share with you all: http://www.etymologic.com. Etymologic gives you 10 randomly selected etymology (word origin) or word definition puzzles to solve. I’ve got to say it’s pretty tough. I thought I was pretty good at etymology, but I only got 2 out of 10 right on my first run-through. I could see this site becoming addictive…
Newspaper industry cutting back on using copyeditors June 25, 2008
Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Fun stuff, Random musings.add a comment
Fellow blogger, Abigail from Dispatches from an environmental translator’s desk, has posted the most tongue-in-cheek article I have read in a while. I’m sure the average reader probably might not catch the humor, but I know all you fellow linguists will love it!
On a different note, an interesting article that is definitely food for thought is this Washington Post story about the demise of the copyeditor in the journalism process. Make sure you read carefully!
I knew I was in for a treat as soon as I read the first five words. Enjoy!
In Memorium: George Carlin June 25, 2008
Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Fun stuff, Random musings.2 comments
George Carlin died three days ago of heart failure. Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author who won four Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Most of you are probably wondering why a translation blog would be posting a memorial to George Carlin. Language was a frequent focus of Carlin’s work. Euphemisms that, in his view, seek to distort and lie and the use of language he felt was pompous, presumptuous, or silly were often the target of Carlin’s routines. He had such a unique way of looking at life. Who else would describe the experience of being in an earthquake as “an amusement park ride”?
Carlin was especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language, psychology and religion along with many taboo subjects. Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words” comedy routine is an absolute classic and was central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court decision in which the Supreme Court affirmed the government’s right to regulate “indecent” material on the public airwaves, which still controls how material is aired today. If you haven’t seen it, you need to click on the above link and check it out. Since it could offend people I am not including a direct link to it here.
Goodbye, George Carlin, the funniest man who ever lived. You lived life by your rules and never let anyone censor you. You made us laugh; you made us think. You will be missed. So, in memory of George Carlin I offer you this clip on his views on “Soft Language.”
The best advocate for birth control June 24, 2008
Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Fun stuff, Random musings.1 comment so far
This foreign ad is an oldie, but a goodie. I also think it is the best advocate for birth control around. Whenever I feel the urge to have a baby, I simply watch this video and change my mind. Enjoy!
Why women need catalogs June 24, 2008
Posted by Jill (@bonnjill) in Fun stuff, German culture, Random musings.add a comment
When it comes to humor, nothing beats a good German ad. One of my (non-translator) friends sent me this video yesterday, and I thought you all might enjoy it. I have several language-related videos that I enjoy which I will post on off-days. I hope you enjoy this one from Otto Versand. I’ve delivered my 6,100-word marketing survey and am off to the dog park…
Musings from an overworked translator 