Musings from an overworked translator

Just deserts July 21, 2008

Snopes.com has an interesting posting about the phrase “just deserts” (as in someone who gets what they deserve). I found it interesting enough to share with all of you – especially since I have used it incorrectly all these years. I would equate this as one step above “whetting your appetite,” which is a common English spelling error as well.

Claim: A person who gets what he deserves is said to have received his “just desserts.”

Status: False.

Origins: Sometimes it doesn’t matter if you use the language correctly, because people will think you’re wrong even when you’re not.

For example, when we established the “Crime and Punishment” section of this site, we created a category for tales about criminals whose punishments were meted out in unusual ways. Like so many others before us (particularly operators of bakeries and pastry shops), we played on the “desert”-“dessert” pun and called the section “Just Desserts”; before long we started receiving mail from readers chiding us for misspelling the phrase “just deserts.” Eventually we gave up, removed the punning references, and renamed the section “Just Deserts”; then we began to receive even more mail from readers informing us that we had misspelled the phrase “just desserts” and providing us with mnemonics to help us remember the difference between “desert” and “dessert”:

You spell “Dessert” wrong in this link.

I think your intention is to refer to metaphor using the term for after dinner snack. The way you spell it, “Desert” means a region that receives little rainfall.

A rule of thumb – Dessert has 2 S’s because more people would select to have dessert than spend time in a desert. It’s lame but it helps you remember.

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Just wanted to point out that under your “Criminal” section, you spelled “Just Desserts” wrong. A desert is a barren expanse of land. Desserts are yummy. Just remember “strawberry shortcake” has two s’ and that’s how many s’ desserts has!

The confusion is understandable, because it involves a little-known word whose correct spelling and pronunciation runs counter to that of two similar and much more commonly used words.

The noun “desert” (accent on the first syllable) is generally used to refer to an arid, barren expanse of land; the noun “dessert” (accent on the second syllable) is a sweet course or dish usually served at the end of a meal. However, the word “desert” — when spelled like the former but pronounced like the latter — also refers to a deserved reward or punishment. Therefore, someone who does wrong and is punished in a suitable manner has received his “just deserts.”

Many people, unfamiliar with the “reward or punishment” meaning of the word “desert,” mistakenly assume that the phrase “just deserts” is properly spelled “just desserts” because of its pronunciation. (The usual reasoning is that a dessert is a type of reward one is given at the end of a meal, so someone who receives suitable rewards or punishments for his actions has gotten his “just desserts.”)

When one gets what one deserves, good or bad, one is getting one’s “just deserts,” accent on the second syllable but spelled like the arid, barren lands.

Working under a deadline July 18, 2008

As I mentioned yesterday, I am currently translating an 8,000 word computer game on horoscopes and love signs (the compatibility between the different signs of the Zodiac). I’m splitting the job with another unknown translator, who got “stuck” with the personalities of the various signs. I am translating the various pairings of the signs (Cancer-Capricorn, Leo-Leo, etc.). This is actually quite fun, because I used to be really into Linda Goodman’s Love Signs when I was in high school and college and still believe the concept does have some merit (In fact, I have the book sitting next to me, open to whatever pairing I am working on at the time so I can double-check the signs’ traits and mine it for terminology). Being a Virgo (actually, a double Virgo with my sun and moon both in Virgo) I definitely get along better with Earth and Water signs. And in the spirit of horoscopes and all things mystical, I just wanted to share today’s iGoogle Daily Horoscope for Virgo with you:

It’s hard to be creative when you are on a tight schedule, but having limited time now can actually work in your favor. Rather than being all dreamy and unfocused, your efficiency is heightened when you must produce under pressure. Paradoxically, you needn’t take it all so seriously; being able to enjoy yourself will help you be even more expressive.

Considering I translated 4,000 words yesterday and have about 2,500 to go before I’m done later today, I find today’s horoscope to be quite fitting. I find I work better under pressure. I recently finished a job on quality management (13 files, 7,500 words total) for a German hospital that took me a month and a half to finish because the client told me there was “no hurry” and his client was pretty relaxed. I kept putting the files off to accept jobs from other clients because I wasn’t under any time pressure, but they gnawed at my conscience. In the end, everyone was happy with the results and they didn’t mind that it took so long, but I did. I was just glad to finally cross the job off my job board.